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Why The Long Hair?

Every time someone asks me about why I am letting my hair grow long, I try to provide a different answer.  Here's the list so far... It's the only hobby for which I have the time and energy to fully partake. I'm like one of those eccentric, billionaire geniuses except that I don't have a lot of money, and I'm not that bright. It's what Jesus did. Why not? It hides my shameful tattoo. It's my pre-emptive strike against male pattern balding.  I am going for shock and awe. I'm running a lice ranch. To prepare for my new career as a professional wrestler. Why on Earth did you cut yours?! What do you mean?  I just cut it yesterday! It annoys my boss. I lost a bet. Since no matter is created from nothing, I am obviously gaining possesion of a larger share of the existing universe with each additional hair cell. Because wigs make my head itch. To piss off my balding frenemies. In case of sudden homelessness, I will fit in better. I'm planning to start a cul...

Let's Evolve: Universal Remote Education

I read today that kids are being punished and put into quarantine if they speak at a high school in Georgia.  There is nothing like an extra jolt of unchecked insanity like this to inspire a little brainstorming. What is the justification for that draconian practice?  It is obviously concern about germ spread so let's send everyone home and begin 100% home schooling because apparently, the lectures are spreading germs when teachers are speaking.  It's not like teacher germs are any different than student germs, or teachers would be exempt from wearing masks, right? Since the public education facilities are now being treated as dangerous biohazard zones, where teachers have loudly protested that they are at great risk because of forced public exposure, lets auction off all of this real estate and utilize fully remote, germ-free lessons.  We already did a practice run last year so let's not pretend this cannot work.  The teachers said that their health is in jeopa...

Seeking Magical Demolition Crew

 Hi, Does anyone know where I can find the demolition crew that did the WTC-7 job for Larry Silverstein?  I am very interested in locating this team for any possible demo needs because they do miraculous work. Consider that historically on planet Earth, demolition crews typically require over a month of full time effort to prepare a skyscraper for a pristine footprint-drop demolition.  It normally takes days or even weeks simply to collect bids and plan for jobs of this scale.  I think it would be imprudent to pay a crew for over a month of work when it has apparently been demonstrated that such a job can be done in mere hours (well, just this once).  These are the guys to hire! You see, WTC-7 was fine on the morning of Sept. 11, 2001.  There was no damage because no "terrorist attacks" had happened yet, and the building certainly was not scheduled for demolition.  It was just another work day for organizations with offices there, such as the CIA, Secu...

Subject: Agenda Blathering Against 2nd Amendment Rights Is Sickening

Below is the body of the eMail response that I sent to the Texas Tribune about an article by "reporting fellow", Sami Sparber. ----  The nonsense and spin spewed from Sami Sparber, which clearly demonstrates attitudes that oppose the rights of law abiding citizens to carry firearms, is revealing. For example, her article titled, "Texas Republican leaders promised action on gun safety after the El Paso shooting. Instead, they passed permitless carry." demonstrates the following facts.   First, she is apparently too lazy to do research or incapable of interpreting what the facts are in regard to the effect that gun control has on local violent crime rates.   It is well known that the locations in the USA where violent crimes exist in the highest rates and numbers are in the locations that have the strictest gun control laws.  In fact, in locations where the laws were changed such that it encouraged more citizens to carry, it induced a measurable drop in viole...